What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Dr No

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?